BY The Vibe Killer

So much of refinement is scraping and rubbing. xi.9.25

You’re right, but not in a way that matters. xi.2.25 (guest post)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is fundamentally a movie about home furnishings. x.31.25

Candy behaves exactly as it should. x.31.25

For the past several years I’ve been growing my gums the way that some men regrow their foreskins. x.19.25

Most of art is prep work and project math. x.11.25

And polysyndeton can go and fuck itself. x.9.25

The point of mass production is the point of shit. x.7.25

To everyone at Best Buy, I admire you for knowing your own spirit. viii.17.25

A dissident can’t be likeable! vii.16.25

They don’t care about your experiences. They care what you have to say. vii.30.25

Everyone likes to play god, especially people with flower gardens. vii.23.25

If you’ve never cared for the trappings of nobility, give it a try — you might learn something. vii.22.25

Charm your waiter, charm your life. vii.21.25

Community, a key means of disseminating diet tips, remains important today. vii.20.25

I do not want liposuction. I need it for medical reasons.

I am a woman. I can turn anything — paper, plastic, or steel — into a textile.

There are no products: process is the source of all engagement.

I am whimsical. I am the whimsy. I can bring back color.

It is ok to renovate in stages. My internal vision will not change with time.